Excuses: Copyright ExeWorks 1994-1995

Excuses, What is it?
- This program can be used to provide an EXCUSE to get off the phone.
For example, a person could play the doorbell sound and say they 
have to go there is someone at the door. They could also play the 
horn sound and say that their ride is here. Also they could play the
telephone sound and say that they have a call on the other line.

- This program also allows someone to JOKINGLY convince someone that 
they are somewhere else. For example, as a joke, someone could create
the illusion that their car had broken down on the highway with this
program.  This is done by playing the car sound, horn sound or police 
sound while holding the phone near their computer speakers.

What do you need?
- This program requires Windows 3.1 and a Sound Card.

How does it work?
- To use Excuses, merely press the buttons to play the desired sounds.
If you don't hear any sounds, check the setup of your sound card.
Also to move the Excuses window press the left mouse button anywhere
in the Excuses window (except on the buttons) and drag the window.

Shareware?
This is a shareware program brought to you by ExeWorks. You may use
this program on a trial basis for 30 days. If you wish to continue
using this program after 30 days, you must register it. After you 
register you will receive a new version of Excuses without any 
"please register" messages and several new Excuses sounds. Future 
sounds include Baby crying, Airplane sound, Dog barking, etc.

How do I register?
-To register send a check or money order for $5 US to:
 ExeWorks
 P.O. Box 1776
 Arlington Heights, IL.
 60006-1776 
 
Help?
You can receive assistance through America Online (ExeWorks) and 
Compuserve (76500,634).
 
Excuses is supplied "as is" and without warranties either expressed or
implied. ExeWorks assumes no liability for damages, direct or consequential,
which may result from the use of this program. All the registered 
trademarks and copyrights mentioned are registered to those company's 
that own them. Excuses.exe must be distributed together along with the
readme.txt file.